What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.
-the greatest thing i have ever read (via stay-ocean-minded)
Where does Captain Hook go to get a new hook?
The secondhand store.
Or he can always pan handle for one.
Or find work as a handy man.
wow i’ve really got to hand it to you guys
when you like and reblog your own selfie
omg you guys i was on tv
rip all the cool fanart that has never been seen because some artists dont tag their art rip
finding good fanfiction:
finding more good fanfiction from the same author:
"hey can i look at your phone?"
"yeah one min"